My Funny for the week!

Subject: My tax return

Yesterday I had my Tax Return "Returned"

I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year,
however, the Tax Office sent my Tax Return back!!

I guess it was because of my response to the line, which asked to: "List All Dependents"

So, I replied:

1/2 million illegal immigrants
1/4 million crack heads
2 million unemployable people living on welfare
1 million people in over 123 prisons
and 353 fools in Congress .

Apparently, this was NOT acceptable..

So I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone?"